Anak Perempuan Chandran.

Yes, this next post is going to be about my most immature friend ever, Kaylyn Nisha Chandran. In the beginning i thought she was a mature, sensible woman, but after a while of knowing her, I take back ALL of my words.

This painful friendship goes back all the way to standard 6, when i sat next to her. Yes i repeat, painful, and I'll tell you why later on.

It all started off one fine day, which was the first day of school.

I was in 6 Terra! I was so glad that I managed to be in the same class with the oh-so-HOT Alvin Soo. And obviously, i took this opportunity to sit next to him. We both entered the class together and immediately rushed to get a seat together. He was wearing Ralph Lauren that day, oh gosh, It just made me wanna.. OKAY back to the story.

Suddenly, a teacher came in. "HELLO CLASS, MY NAME IS MRS WEE AND I'M YOUR CLASS TEACHER. YOU ARE ALL GOING TO BE ARRANGED IN A PATTERN WHICH IS BOY-GIRL-BOY GIRL,". Hearing those words just, made me tear as i knew i would not be able to sit next to Alvin Soo again. "BOON HOE, NEXT TO KAYLYN," Kaylyn? I think I''ve heard her name before.

As I sat down next to her, i was not impressed as she did not look as sexy as Alvin Soo.
"Hi my name is Kaylyn!" she said with her happy/perky/excited voice.
It was a nightmare, I tell you.

Days pass on with me sitting next to her everyday. Before i knew it, it was already a month, and so i decided to be nice and talk to her.

"So whats you're name?"
"I TOLD YOU ALREADY!"
"Oh right, Karling right?"
"It's Kaylyn!"
"Gay-Lin?"
"Kay-Lyn!"

I evetually found out she was quite a nice person, until she attempted to make me impotent/infertile/unable to make Boon Boon Jr's.

Let's take a while here to pray that i will still be able to make Boon Boon Jr's.

Back to the story. As you know, i was sitting in between two girls who were Kaylyn and (I forgot who you were, sorry) So everytime i tried to get to my seat I had to walk behind Kaylyn's chair. And for some REASON, everytime i tried to walk to my seat, she would push her chair behind, resulting the chair to hit "My Diamond Pieces" (This is why my friendship with her was 'painful')

But as the days, months, years pass by, she is still one of my irreplacable friends :)

The End.

This was mostly true so I would not like to take back anything i said :)

Cock-A-Doodle-Loo

This post is dedicated to another one of my closest friends. Jac Loo.
Now, this beautiful friendship goes all the way back to std 5. When Jac joined the Terra gang.

How did we become friends??

"We just met and became friends."




The End.

Ambrosial Soo.

Alvin Soo Jian Xiong is an amazingly ugly, ferocious, wrinkly, hairy and ambrosial man. But nevertheless, he is still my best ******.

Now let us go back to the days where we first met. It goes back all the way to Std 4. Yes, the year when we were all still short and stupid. Std 4 was my first time in the Terra Class a.k.a the First Class. As I first step foot in the class, I saw this oh-so-sexy boy, flipping his hair from side to side, and it was that day onwards, where i knew i just had to be friends with him.

Nothing could stop me.

Every step i took, my heart seemed to beat faster. Dup-Dup, Dup-Dup. I reached about an inch away from him. The smell of Victoria Secret just swallowed me, and I was in Heaven.

'HE' slowly turned to face me. "What the crap?"
Those were the first words he said to me.

"H-H-hi, I'm Boon Hoe" I said.
"I'm Alvin Soo" He said.

Alvin Soo, the name still gives me the Mawa-Kaloo-Kalala.

And, thats how I and Alvin met. We got closer by talking about some game that we both played. It was called Kingdom Hearts. (A beautiful Game :'))

The End.

*In case when i apply for a job next time and the employer reads this, THIS IS ALL NOT TRUE.

This is the truth.

I sat down at the last row of the class.
Alvin came and sat next to me.
We became friends eventually.

That's all for today :)
XOXOXXXXOOOO