This painful friendship goes back all the way to standard 6, when i sat next to her. Yes i repeat, painful, and I'll tell you why later on.
It all started off one fine day, which was the first day of school.
I was in 6 Terra! I was so glad that I managed to be in the same class with the oh-so-HOT Alvin Soo. And obviously, i took this opportunity to sit next to him. We both entered the class together and immediately rushed to get a seat together. He was wearing Ralph Lauren that day, oh gosh, It just made me wanna.. OKAY back to the story.
Suddenly, a teacher came in. "HELLO CLASS, MY NAME IS MRS WEE AND I'M YOUR CLASS TEACHER. YOU ARE ALL GOING TO BE ARRANGED IN A PATTERN WHICH IS BOY-GIRL-BOY GIRL,". Hearing those words just, made me tear as i knew i would not be able to sit next to Alvin Soo again. "BOON HOE, NEXT TO KAYLYN," Kaylyn? I think I''ve heard her name before.
As I sat down next to her, i was not impressed as she did not look as sexy as Alvin Soo.
"Hi my name is Kaylyn!" she said with her happy/perky/excited voice.
It was a nightmare, I tell you.
Days pass on with me sitting next to her everyday. Before i knew it, it was already a month, and so i decided to be nice and talk to her.
"So whats you're name?"
"I TOLD YOU ALREADY!"
"Oh right, Karling right?"
"It's Kaylyn!"
"Gay-Lin?"
"Kay-Lyn!"
I evetually found out she was quite a nice person, until she attempted to make me impotent/infertile/unable to make Boon Boon Jr's.
Let's take a while here to pray that i will still be able to make Boon Boon Jr's.
Back to the story. As you know, i was sitting in between two girls who were Kaylyn and (I forgot who you were, sorry) So everytime i tried to get to my seat I had to walk behind Kaylyn's chair. And for some REASON, everytime i tried to walk to my seat, she would push her chair behind, resulting the chair to hit "My Diamond Pieces" (This is why my friendship with her was 'painful')
But as the days, months, years pass by, she is still one of my irreplacable friends :)
The End.
This was mostly true so I would not like to take back anything i said :)